::ran after pigeons

::haircuts booked

::traffic lights at roadworks waited in for 20 minutes

::scrambled eggs cooked, eaten

::playdough squished, cut out into shapes, placed on noses

::National Insurance and credit card bills paid

::cats cuddled

::Books read: Moomintroll’s Birthday Party, Room on the Broom

::friends chased around picnic table

::half-eaten apple dropped

::goose poo stepped in

::several hundred miles walked with buggy as builders make house too noisy for naptime

::cappuccino and cinnamon bun consumed while reading Kindle when naptime finally commenced

::bears gathered from cot and transported around house

::flooring options discussed with local carpet shop

::sticks gathered and placed into buggy or poked through fence

::goslings fed with hastily defrosted pitta bread

::other mother thanked profusely for bringing said pitta bread

::pasta heaped into several containers and then scattered across floor

::boat played with from outside the bath as bath currently too terrifying to get into

::mummy climbed on and pummelled

::beer cracked open