Little Mouse

sad crochet mouse

No, it doesn’t look much like a mouse, does it? It is though, albeit already monstered. Helen sent me this cute crochet mouse pattern so I could make toys for the cats, and I’ve been waiting for the right time to make one. The right time turns out to be the time you fancy doing some crochet but find out that actually you haven’t got another ball of wool for the edging you’re still doing…

So I whipped this up yesterday afternoon, and all was gong well until it came time to stuff it, using a combination of toy stuffing and cosmic catnip. Have you ever tried to crochet with two cats excitedly crawling in your lap trying to eat the thing you’re trying to make? I barely managed to get his bum finished and give him a rudimentary tail before this happened:

sloppy cat

Of course, Bert is weird, so he’s just licked it until it is sopping wet (I do not know why he licks things like this – he often does it to my chair). It’s good that he loves it, but I fear the state of it now means that the poor mouse will forever remain ear-less.

Before Spring Comes

I intended to finish the kitten blanket before the winter arrived, but with one thing and another (namely ny own lack of interest in all things woolen over the summer months) I ended up with a bag full of squares, which do not quite have the same impact as a blanket. I thought it would be a relatively simple task to join them all together, right up until I opened the book and read the pattern again, when I realised that each of these little squares is supposed to have a nice border before they can be joined.

edging

Now I realise that there will be those of you who will say ‘pattern schmattern’ and suggest that I could have just plunged on, joined the squares and finished the thing at Christmas. I’m afraid that’s just not possible for me – if I’m following a pattern then I’m following a pattern. Well, at least the first time I make something. Being a new crochet convert makes it seem all the more important that I follow it through, simply because I don’t have that innate sense of what would happen if I did or didn’t. When you can cook you can look at a recipe and mentally subtract an egg, or the rosemary, because your experience tells you what it can and can’t do without, and with this I simply don’t know what I’d get if I subtracted the egg, aside from a smaller blanket.  I’m sure I’ll get there with the wool thing, but for now I’m edging.

new wool

As part of my commitment to wool I bought this in the sale at Johnny L. It’s a silk/rayon/cotton mix and feels very soft to the touch. Mr J asked me what it was for. ‘It’ll be the next blanket,’ I said. He looked at the pile of squares, some edged, some not, looked back at me with his mouth open to ask the inevitable question, but then said ‘oh never mind’ and went back to his laptop.  Sensible fellow.

new book

I bought this book for the next blanket, which has been on my wishlist for ages. I can see this keeping me happy for a good number of years to come, since I’m not feeling the need to branch out from making squares. Crochet is something I do to keep my hands busy while watching TV or listening to an audio book, so I’m not sure I’ll want to complicate it. When Helen said this week that working with wool is a craft that keeps itself to itself I knew exactly what she meant, since I too have been neglecting my sewing machine. Like all things I’m sure it’s temporary, and it probably has a lot to do with it being so cold and wanting to sit in front of the fire.

Weekends full of busy

Proof of door

Proof of door! Our friendly family joiner came around at the weekend and fixed up our house so it is fit for visitors again. Who knew so many people would be so picky about privacy? Ok, so the lock isn’t quite finished, being currently secured with some of those red elastic bands that the postman so kindly drops on my doorstep every single day, but since there is an actual door I am beyond carping about small details.

The weekend was exceedingly pleasant, even considering that I walked to Deptford. I don’t know how to explain Deptford to you lovely overseas readers, but it is not what you would call ‘a destination’. But I was surprised, as I often am in London, to find that it isn’t as bad as it is painted out to be. There’s a beautiful church just off the high street, where we sat and contemplated the storm clouds, and a very nice cafe serving homemade soup and tasty salads, as well as a proper market, where I could have bought any amount of cheap zips (but didn’t).

The point of the trip was to visit the sewing machine shop because I have half a mind to invest in a new machine. It wasn’t really a shop. It was a workshop masquerading as a shop, staffed by a very nice man who just wanted to repair and service sewing machines all day. The walls were lined with new and old machines, including a couple of beautiful old singers with foot pedals, and workbenches covered in tools stretched off into the back of the building. It smelled of oil and parts, and was oddly comforting. Unfortunately the machine I am interested in was only in their Maidstone shop, but he’s bringing one up for me and I should ‘come in with some material and give it a good go.’ The sad thing is knowing that it’s little shops like this that are the victims when an area up and comes, so selfishly I hope Deptford stays just the same.

Aside from that, work continues on the blanket, as you can see.

Squares

I have this laid out on the coffee table so that when I sit down to watch an episode of something or other I can pick up a square and do a round. It’s low pressure and easy to do, so much so that I’m tempted by this book, 200 Crochet Blocks for Blankets, Throws and Afghans: Crochet Squares to Mix-and-Match, so that I can just carry on making blankets right through the summer. Planning more things and not even finished this one yet…No change there, then.

Progress

Granny Squares

I’ve made one each of the six patterns required for the blanket (I’m calling it a blanket just so you know) just so that I don’t have to keep referring to the book all the time. I think I have the granny square down now so it’s safe to take my eyes off the instructions. Just five more of each to go and it’s practically done.

Being bemused by the afghan question (this is all crochet and no politics mind you) I decided to look it up. It seems that afghan crochet is a different beast altogether from the kind of crochet I’m getting caught up in, being done with a hook that has a stopper at the other end and seems to be more like a one hook form of knitting. Wikipedia explains all. Since it makes a denser fabric than normal crochet perhaps the traditional use for it was as a blanket, although this wikipedia article doesn’t make the connection.

Now the question vexing me is whether or not it’s possible to become allergic to alcohol. Over the last year or so I’ve noticed that whenever I drink I wake up with a stuffed up nose that lasts all day. Not only are my hangovers growing as I get older but lovely wine is making feel as if I have a cold? Too cruel. I will have to consume more chocolate instead.

Me like.

Simple Crochet by Erika Knight

I spent some money in John Lewis. It had been a while what with the builders and everything but I was under strict orders to get differently coloured wool, although I expanded those orders to include buying a crochet book (Simple Crochet by Erika Knight). I like a) the title and b) the contents so it was an easy decision.

It has lots of simple projects that aren’t garments, so I can make things without getting too hung up on tension but still practising, divided into four sections: cushions, throws, containers and at home. There are also some intriguing patterns which use crochet in unusual ways, like these funky basket type containers, made with string, and edged with fabric strips.

Crochet a container…

There’s also a log basket crocheted in leather, and a rug made entirely from fabric strips, which I thought would be a nice ongoing project for my scrap bag.

I still think the instructions of how to crochet are better in The Happy Hooker, but this book has okay instructions, with the crucial difference of using the UK names for stitches. This has thrown me for a bit of a loop, but there’s a chart in the Happy Hooker that tells you what is what, so until I get used to swapping between the two I’ll have both books open. Anyway I chose a simple project:

The Modern Afghan

I’d love to know the difference between an afghan and a throw. I don’t get it. Which no doubt marks me out as a complete crochet newbie. So from now on I’ll be making a lot of granny squares but with different coloured yarn:

Afghan colours

I’m quite excited. And my writing friend wants to learn how to crochet as well, which will make her, me and the poet capable with the hook. Perhaps we could make some kind of modern bayeux tapestry in yarn…

Oh – one last thing:

It was on sale!

In my defense it was on sale…