Wolf Porridge

So I’m a good baker. I may not be the best baker, but I rarely have a cake that doesn’t rise. As a young girl I made a cake every Saturday before I went ice skating, usually chocolate, let’s be honest, and I’d have a massive slice of it when I got home, having first spent my 50p on a massive chip butty at the ice rink. Ah, the seventies – what a decade of fine childhood nutrition that was.

For Christmas I got the second best Christmas gift* ever – a raspberry red stand mixer. I finally went for the Kenwood Kmix, because a) British company and b) that Kitchenaid’s almost twice the price innit? Sheesh. Anyway, I’m sure they both make a fine cake, but I love my Kenwood, because it’s mine.

(Interestingly, before Christmas Mr J sent me a link to a different Kenwood, which had more attachments and more watts and stuff like that, thinking he ought to get that one, because technically it was better. It was only marginally more expensive than this one. But, as I said to him, this one is RED, a fact which is seemingly lost on him. Tsk.)

(*Best ever Christmas gift is still the kindle. I think it might only be toppled by a new and improved kindle.)

We’ve been baking a lot from Short and Sweet by Dan Lepard, which I love not only for its density and completeness, but also for the fact that it is the first cookbook I’ve felt compelled to scribble in, adding my own notes as I go along. I think perhaps it is something to do with the fact that, unlike a lot of modern recipe books, every recipe is not given a photograph or even a whole page to itself. There is more of a jumbled in feel to the collection. The paper is also very tactile, not shiny and smooth, and it takes pencil marks exceedingly well (I still can’t bear to make marginalia in anything but a pencil).

It was the turn of his cupcakes recipe today. Turning aside from my dear Nigella‘s tried and tested fairy cakes recipe made me nervous but kitchen gambles are never irreversible. Dan suggests throwing the butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla extract into the bowl of your delicious mixer all at once and beating for 3 minutes. Now the recipe does say to make sure the butter is soft, which it was, but I have added a note to say ‘do not try on extremely cold winter days’, or you will end up looking at tiny shards of butter being flung around in an eggy sugary mixture with not a hope in hell of coming together into anything like cake mix.

We started again, beating the sugar and butter together in a more traditional way, and everything was fine. And the cakes are fairly delicious, though I imagine if their liberation from the oven had not been held up by the liberal sprinkling of wolf porridge (a mixture of red lentils and pearl barley) all over the kitchen floor, they might be even nicer.

Baking seems to have become a staple thing in the house again, which was happening even before the arrival of the red beast, and this week was the first week in four that I actually bought a loaf of bread, as the dough hook makes chucking a loaf together a work of moments. Also it’s expedient with an impatient two year old, who likes measuring, flinging ingredients about, and licking his hands, but not so much spending ten minutes watching mum knead dough.

Our hours in the kitchen today were borne of desperation and necessity – stuck in the house with both snuffly colds and the bitter cold outside – but they were some of my favourite hours of this whole week. Finishing off by letting the boy pour lentils all over the place while I washed up from our cake adventure was delightful for him and me, seeing his growing confidence in pouring with small cups and bigger jugs, and inventing wolf porridge along the way. After all, it all sweeps up doesn’t it? It’s only a little bit of mess.

Nice to be back by the way.

Mini Book Review: Sewing For Boys

I’ve had Sewing For Boys on pre-order since I first heard about it earlier in the year, and having tried a Figgy’s pattern in the meantime, my anticipation was set to High.

Then I started getting emails from Amazon, about the release date being moved back, and then back a bit more, and then back even further, and then forward a little bit, until finally I got a despatch email.

You’d think after all of that I’d have been chomping at the bit to get started, wouldn’t you? And I am, but in a low key sort of way that has absolutely nothing to do with the book.

I love the book already, you see. It has longevity, since the patterns can be made for boys up to about 7 or 8, depending on the size of your boy. The patterns are practical, and cool, but not twee. It has small projects (t-shirt refashioning, t-shirts, simple trousers) and larger ones (jackets, smart trousers). The patterns are printed on high quality thick paper, and are stored in a neat envelope inside the front cover. It’s also internally spiral bound, so it will store nicely and then lie flat on your worktable.

I’ve already picked out these treasure pocket pants as the first project I’ll make, since we’re coming home with my pockets laden with conkers and acorns and stones. And leaves. Except he doesn’t call them that – he runs up and thrusts a bronze leaf into my hand, saying excitedly “another fire!” And they do look like little fires.

Anyway if I’m so thrilled to finally have the book in my possession, why am I not sewing already?

Do I need to say more? This is where I sew. This is now officially known as the Room of Doom, and this is actually after an hour of tidying up. It was much worse. The downside of having a loft conversion is that everything that used to be stored elsewhere has been swept down through the house on an invisible tidal wave, and ended up swilling about in the little room at the back of the house.

I’m displaced. I wander around in the evenings saying “I’m sure I used to do things”, but not having quite enough oomph to sort it all out. This week I bought a shredder. If shredding is as much fun as I think it will be I can’t see much in this room surviving.

Anyway, all that aside, if you have boys to sew for, I think you should get the book. It’s exactly what you’re looking for, and I do know how long you’ve been looking. Come back sometime in January when I’ve managed to get near the sewing machine and I’ll tell you how I get on with those pants.

In honour of World Book Day & Night: Books for Toddlers

So yesterday was World Book Day, and tomorrow is World Book Night. Both initiatives are aimed at getting more people reading, whether they are children or adults, and in my world this is a Good Thing. Books are such a pleasant way to escape from or explain life, that I think the earlier you catch the reading bug the better.

I’m not snobby about books either. Read what makes you happy. I’m just as happy with a science fiction or fantasy book as I am with an armful of Jane Austen, and my shelves are testament to that. My only request would be that you don’t get trapped in one section or genre, because there’s good stuff in all of them.

So why books for toddlers?

Fitz is 18 months old, and loves books. We read books before bed, curled up on the big chair in his room, but almost every day he will bring me books during the day and ask me to read to him. He clambers onto my knee, and lays back to rest on my chest while I read. We share not only the words and pictures, but a physical closeness during the stories, something I think is important for very young children. (Actually it’s important for everyone…)

We’ve always read to him, and pretty much ignore people who say ‘But what’s the point? He can’t understand them.’ Perhaps in the beginning he didn’t, but there’s still the music of language to listen to, and as he gets older he understands more and more – and some of that understanding comes from the exposure and repetition of our readings. He also enjoys studying the pictures and telling us what he sees, so we have a two way conversation now. It’s so awesome. It really is. He’s shown me that you’re never too young to get into books.

And so to some of our favourites:

Oliver Jeffers

We have a large soft spot for the ‘Once there was a boy…’ stories. Well, we do have a boy. They are simple, short tales, involving a boy getting up to things like getting stranded on the moon, catching a star and making friends with a penguin. As an adult you realise that the stories are about the journeys of imagination you make as a child, but as with a fairy tale, a small person will just be carried along on the wave of the story. Fitz’s current favourite is How to Catch a Star, because he is fascinated by the dark, and stars, but he loves Lost and Found almost as much. I also heartily recommend the short film of Lost and Found, which is both peaceful and utterly charming (and I confess I cried a bit at the end). The last title in the series is The Way Back Home.  

Mog the Cat – Judith Kerr

Oh Mog. We love Mog, perhaps because she reminds us of our own DumbCat so much. We don’t have a full complement of Mog yet, which only means that we have more joy to come. Fitz requests ‘Mog’s Christmas‘ most often, closely followed by ‘Mog’s Bad Thing‘, which is possibly my favourite. Mog gets frightened by a tent in her garden and uses Mr Thomas’s chair as a litter tray, before redeeming herself at the cat show. I’m now often heard calling ‘where is that horrible cat?’ in the manner of Mr Thomas when DumbCat has scratched at the carpet, or knocked over everything in the kitchen yet again, but it is said with huge fondness.

In respect of interesting parenting skills, Mog and the Baby makes me & Mr J laugh every time. Mrs Thomas offers to look after a friend’s baby, and while in her care the baby eats a fish from Mog’s bowl, climbs out of a window and almost gets run over. Perhaps Fitz will one day note that we have never let him crawl out of our windows, and judge us good enough parents.

If you’re new to Mog, then it’s best to start with the first book, Mog the Forgetful Cat, which introduces all of her idiosyncratic ways while she foils a burglary. Judith Kerr still writes her Mog books in the same innocent style, so it does feel like reading books from another era, even with the more recent titles, but I don’t think this is a problem. In what other book would you find the burglar having a cup of tea with the people he was trying to steal from?

Julia Donaldson – weaver of magic

We started with The Gruffalo, of course, which is so much fun to read out loud (well, you have to do the voices, don’t you? My Gruffalo is a Geordie, naturally…) but for months we couldn’t get Fitz’s hands off Sharing a Shell the story of a crab who learns to share. For Fitz’s age and younger the rhyming books are best for reading out loud, simply because of the sing song quality of the rhythms – although he’s very interested in The Troll, he can’t sit to the end of it, which he has no trouble doing with the others.

Our favourites are mostly illustrated by Axel Sheffler too, perhaps because his images are so dense in their detail, and so vivid for younger eyes. He does include perhaps an unusual amount of peripheral birds, which I wouldn’t have noticed if birds weren’t one of Fitz’s earliest obsessions.

One of the most delightful thing about her books, for the parent, is their repeatability. I can recite Sharing a Shell almost in its entirety, but I still love it. Enough happens, and they are touching and funny too. In no particular order the ones we have read most often, in addition to the two above, are:
If you have a favourite we might not know about please do share it! I love discovering new books for us to share.

Enjoy your reading time together!

Do you Kindle? Converting eBooks with Calibre.

I love my new Kindle. Love Love Love. From the moment I tore open the perfect packaging I was smitten – a whole library in my pocket, battery life up to a month, and as an extra bonus the fella provided the case with the light. I love the case with the light – it makes me feel like I’m doing something clandestine in bed at night.

Emily so scary

Scary Emily eyes…

We’re a house of geeks, we are. Himself has an iPad, the lucky beggar, but more often than not it’s covered in sticky toddler fingerprints – did you know you can get super apps for tiny people? We’re very fond of Peekaboo Wild, and they are a lifesaver on long bus rides… We both have iPhones (also covered in sticky fingerprints). Our music is all on a mac mini that we control with an app on those same iPhones. We have a mouse that tracks on your thigh to control the mac mini, which is connected to the TV. We both have laptops, and there’s a PC in the craft room that I mostly use to watch things like Mad Men and Firefly on when I’m sewing. I used to work for a web company making websites, and the fella tells a whole company how to do its IT better. It was inevitable that we added a kindle to the mix really.

Anyway, if you kindle too, then you need Calibre. It’s a free program, for both mac and windows, that covers just about everything you might want to do with an ebook. You can manage your library (which I might find more useful once I have entirely cleaned out my wallet on Amazon), but more importantly you can convert many kinds of documents and other ebook formats into MOBI, the format used by Kindle. Say for example, your chum has written a novel, and sends you a pdf to read. You can read pdfs on Kindle, but it can be fiddly and you can’t adjust the text size, and you won’t have locations…

Instead fire up Calibre. Click the red book with the + symbol, locate the pdf, and add it to the library. Now select the pdf in the central panel (as in the first image), and click the brown book with the arrows to convert. In the window that opens there are two drop down selections at the top, one for input format, which should be preselected for you, and one for output format, which you should set to MOBI. In the page setup tab you can choose ‘Kindle’ as your preferred format, then just click ok, and calibre will set to work.

Once the job is finished you need to get the book to your kindle. The easiest way is to click the icon that looks like a hard disc wearing bizarre deely-boppers, and then you can email it direct to your kindle account for free (Don’t know your kindle email address? You can find it in the ‘manage your kindle’ section on Amazon). Alternatively you can choose the other icon and save it to your hard drive and transfer it over when you next connect your kindle.

That’s as simple as it can get, folks – it’s fast, and free (though you can donate to the nice folks who made it) and it works.

300 – a Giveaway with 'Made at Home'

What was the first thing you made when you began your sewing adventures? For me it was a cushion cover. As simple as you like, two squares of fabric and a zip. I didn’t know enough to be scared of zips, and I thought silk was a lovely fabric to work with, and I didn’t know a thing about interfacing. It stood me in good stead for longer than you’d think, considering how slap dash it was.

Made At Home - patched cushion

I was reminded of that cushion cover when I first looked at Made At Home, which Quadrille kindly sent me to have a look at. The chances are you’ve picked up a cushion cover in a shop and swiftly put it down after looking at the price tag, yet still been consumed with the desire to strew your home with textiles that make you glad all over. Making a house into a home is one of the biggest motivations there is to learn to sew.

Made At Home - seat cushion

The book has great style: slightly retro and homely, but with a funky edge that leaves you in no danger of creating old-fashioned furnishings. Not a pelmet in sight, in other words. The mix of photography and child-like illustrations gives the book a light-hearted ‘give it a go’ feeling, which is a nice contrast to the ‘must do it this way or be shot’ tone of some sewing manuals (not that there isn’t a place for that too). It’s a book to encourage rather than frustrate, I think. Lawks I wish this kind of book had been around when I started sewing…

Made At Home - cute illustrations

I started the blog a little while after I started sewing ‘for proper’. This post is number 300. 300! Amazing. To mark the occasion I’ve decided to give away this copy of Made At Home to one lucky commenter, together with a metre of Heather Bailey’s Fresh Cut from my stash, so you can start sewing straight away.

A prize!

Just leave a comment below by midnight BST on the 28 July (you can say something nice if you like) and I’ll pick a winner next Thursday. Thanks for the last three years, internet, and here’s to the next three!